Adaaapt

So it's for sure now, The Perks of Being a Wallflower is indeed in the works to become a film.

Logan Lerman of Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief is set to star, and Emma Watson has tentatively signed. The author, Stephen Chbosky is set to adapt AND direct, with John Malkovich producing.

Call me crazy, but it sounds like it's gonna be pretty kick-ass.

And way true to the book, too.

Sam?

Charlie

Ra[v/g]e Reviews

How true it is. Perhaps that's why we have to add sea monsters and zombies to instigate reactions and readers.

You Put the Telly in Intelligence

I used to be gifted once. I'm not really sure what happened though.

Perhaps it was once I stopped wearing flood pants and twine in my hair. Or when I put down my Lord of the Flies and Wheel of Time books and started watching Gossip Girl.

Or maybe it was Facebook that ruined me.

Maybe cutting my hair caused a depletion in brain cells. Or flipping my part to the other side.

Or maybe I just got older, and wise enough to know better than to be gifted.

Gifted isn't intelligence I've found, it's just thinking differently.

Regardless of what it is, please folks, don't eat Gifties.

All Of My Friends Are Not Dead.

:c

Oh Sh!t

The lack of posts on my blog disgusts me.

Every so often I visit it in hopes that some magical Blog Fairy will have waved her magic wand at my webpage and created more posts. Instead, I only create one more blog hit. Which doesn't even count, because it was myself who created it.

Currently, I am sitting in the den with my roommate who is attempting to reconstruct a knee joint out of clay and felt. A friend texted to ask what her joint looked at, so I told her to take a picture of an actual joint and send it. http://www.shivashantiseeds.com/images/normal-joint.jpg Needless to say, the stupid friend thought it was an actual anatomical joint we were describing, and is now probably scratching her head.

Themes.

So I just found out that my high school is having a junior dance with the theme of.. JERSEY SHORE. I've never seen the show in my life, but I definitely know that it is not something we want our future generations watching, nevertheless dressing up as!

Besides what can they do, fake tan and wear black hair extensions? Mmmm, class!

[We all know that fell out of style like, six years ago anways~ ala Christina Aguilera and Nicky Hilton.]

Cool dance theme!

Uncool dance theme.

W. Shakes

Shakespeare is a big bum when you have to write an essay saying why he should no longer be read in schools.

With no form of inspiration I am forced to turn to a fabric giraffe on my desk as a muse.

Tomorrow, dear Giraffe, this assignment must be done.